summer cleaning... i mean, cleanse

i'm starting the Master Cleanse. need to clean my colon and all the other stuff in its vicinity. let's see how it goes. it is supposed to last 10 days. yep. 10 days with H2O and a limonade with maple syrup and cayenne pepper. if i don't write again in 6 months--which apparently is my turn around time-- i most likely died. j/k. i'll keep you posted. i need carbs!